so as some of you might know, i'm awkward
not only am i awkward though, awkward things just seem to happen to me pretty often
that being said, i have yet another awkward story for ya
this past friday, my mom dad and i went to a local art fair (my brother was at lacrosse camp)
we had looked at pretty much every booth and by the time we were done we were absolutely starving
so we of course had to go eat at a restaurant - duh ;)
so we had great food and i had lots of water which meant that i had to use the restroom
so i walked myself to the bathroom and peed and stuff and then as i was washing my hands this little two year old boy with his mom looked at me and said
"what did you do in there" and he pointed to the stall
i replied "um, going to the bathroom"
he seemed satisfied by this answer so i continued to rinse the soap off of my hands
i then looked at the boy while i was drying my hands off and smiled and he looked at me like i had bird poop smeared on my face and said
"you have a funny face"
to which i replied
"umm...." and glanced at the mom hoping she would apologize or something.
she looked at me. analyzed me. and said,
"oh, you mean because of her sunburn. yeah I see what you mean."
umm pardon me?!?
i then rolled my eyes because i don't come up with good comebacks until like five days later and stormed out of that bathroom.
let me just clarify that i love kids. i think that they are adorable and cute and everything. but when a mom lets their two year old get away with saying something kind of offensive then i get curazay.
so yeah. that happened.
if you want to see what my sunburn looked like then please enjoy the picture below. laugh all ya want, but don't agree with your two year old that my face looks funny.
not cool crazy mom, not cool.
p.s. i wasn't even making this face when the mom and kid told me i had a "funny face"
cause this my friends is the definition of a funny face..
have a mom and two year old ever insulted you in the bathroom?
then tell me an awkward story so i can feel better about myself ;)
thanks for reading!